UNDERWORLD BLOOD WARS 2016 UV CODES FULL
Lucian’s Lycans wipe out a train full of veteran Deathdealers with nary a scratch in return, yet Selene can drop them by the dozen. There are also a great many instances where you just wonder how these slackers have lasted as long as they have.
There are moments when the idea of a centuries old war, of a vampire populace yearning to forget about the war and get on with being all cool and Goth and stuff and the torturous and Byzantine politics almost get interesting, before some ludicrous set piece or clunky line of dialogue (“Silver nitrate! Bet you didn’t see that coming!”, oh, you were up all night for that kiss-off) brings the whole thing crashing back to Earth. Underworld is one of those films in which a whole bunch of good ideas get pissed away in a frenzy of fast-editing and wacky SFX. There’s a whole lot of killing and bloodshed and betrayal, then Michael and Selene fulfil Lucian’s plan by turning Michael into a super-hybrid of Lycan and vampire and offing Bill Nighy, lord of the undead. Michael gets freaked out at the sheer number of fangy, gun-toting maniacs coming after him for one reason or another. Lucian – whose death was somewhat exaggerated by the only witness, Kraven – also shows up looking for him. Selene investigates Michael and gets the hots for him. Oh and the vampires are about to have a transfer of power between two of their elders. She is all suspicious and stuff, but the leader of her coven, the aptly named Kraven (Shane Brolly), is too busy trying to get into her knickers to care. She also stumbles on a den of werewolves larger than any seen since Lucian’s death. Selene (Beckinsale) is one of these Deathdealers and while hunting Lycans she realises that they are showing an unusual interest in a human, Michael (Speedman).
The Lycan general, Lucian, has been dead six centuries, and for all that time the vampire elite, the Deathdealers, have been on the verge of wiping out the last werewolves, but have never managed it. Starring Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedmanįor fourteen hundred years the vampires have been at war with the Lycans (that’s werewolves to you and me) both races immortal – barring serious accident or bad cases of killing – and apparently none-too-bright.